1 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:15,800 We're here... 2 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:16,980 Yes, we are. 3 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,850 What's the matter, Brother? 4 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:23,460 What do you think it is? 5 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:27,070 Once again, I'm going to have to hear the Colonel's long-winded, snide remarks. 6 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,000 "You struck out on the Philosopher's Stone at Liore, huh?" 7 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:34,600 "Just how much of the military's budget are you going to spend on this fool's errand before you're satisfied?" 8 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:37,570 "Uh-oh, I don't see Edward around." 9 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,210 "I'm right here!" 10 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:44,810 "Sorry, sorry, I didn't see you there behind my paperwork. Ha ha ha ha!" 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:51,360 But then like you said, we're here now, so I guess I've got no choice. 12 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:54,760 Let's go, Al! Huh? Al...? 13 00:00:58,490 --> 00:00:59,180 Al! 14 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:03,200 Sorry, sorry! 15 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:06,980 What are you up to? 16 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:12,930 What? 17 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:18,210 Man cannot obtain anything without first sacrificing something. 18 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:22,800 In order to obtain anything, something of equal value is required. 19 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:27,910 That is alchemy's Law of Equivalent Exchange. 20 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:33,910 At the time, we believed that to be the true way of the world. 21 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:27,110 What's the matter, Breda? 22 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,550 H-Havoc, watch out! 23 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,350 O-over there! Over there! 24 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,830 What do we have here? 25 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:39,620 I believe it's a dog. A carnivorous canine. The scientific name is- 26 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:42,410 That's not what I was asking, Warrant Officer Falman. 27 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:45,240 I beg your pardon, Lt. Hawkeye. 28 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,880 I'm terribly sorry. I found him this morning. 29 00:03:49,890 --> 00:03:51,430 Sergeant Major Fuery...! 30 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:53,300 You're keeping him? 31 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:58,330 I wish I could, but as I'm sure you know, Lt. Havoc, animals are not permitted in the dormitories. 32 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,460 You can't keep him here in the office because of that. 33 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:07,520 He was shivering out in the rain, and I felt so sorry for him. Will anyone else keep him? 34 00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:10,100 I'm in the dorms, too. 35 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:13,680 No way. I hate dogs. 36 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:18,990 Well, I guess I'll take him. I do like dogs, after all. 37 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,220 Thank you so much, Lieutenant! 38 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,850 I hear they're good when stir-fried. 39 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:30,900 Out here in the eastern country, they raise them for food. The redder ones in particular- 40 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,520 Let's look for another master. 41 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:35,430 Right. 42 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:37,130 I'm kidding! 43 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,550 Um, are you busy? 44 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:47,600 Edward, Alphonse, are you back? 45 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,190 Was that...? 46 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,520 Why, you... Al, come here! 47 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:57,280 Edward, your report...! 48 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,910 I'll go see the colonel directly! 49 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:05,440 We don't have capacity nor the conditions to keep him. 50 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:07,870 You can't just go picking up animals. 51 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,500 But he was shivering out in the rain. 52 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,180 I can keep him, right? 53 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:15,840 No!! Go and drop him off where you found him. 54 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,520 Brother, you idiot! You're not human! 55 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,110 Don't run! Think about the poor cat! 56 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:30,270 I know! I know! 57 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:53,080 It sounds like you really did quite a number on all of this. 58 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:55,240 The town of Liore? 59 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:59,430 You're the one who gave me the information on the fake Philosopher's Stone, right? 60 00:05:59,710 --> 00:06:02,940 But I never told you to drive the minister from his position. 61 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:10,550 As a result, the town has come under the rule of the Eastern Command Center, right? 62 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,820 Hey, don't tell me that's what you were after in the first place! 63 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:20,300 I heard that in Xenotime, the great landowner Mugwar has gone missing, and that his mansion has collapsed. 64 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,860 Yeah? Where was this Xenotime again? 65 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:27,890 I wonder if I could get you to submit a report on the red water, too. 66 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:35,430 There was also an inquiry from the police in the tourist resort of Aquroya. 67 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,810 Is it true that Psiren's unmasked face is beautiful? 68 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:47,180 What you're trying to say is that you can tell everything we do, right? 69 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,050 Fullmetal, why don't you try settling down already? 70 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:57,270 Are you telling me to become one of your toadies? 71 00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:59,520 We, ourselves, have a purpose. 72 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,610 The Philosopher's Stone, huh? But it has been three years, and you haven't found it. 73 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,080 I'll find it, no matter what! 74 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:22,310 Colonel, do you know the name Marcoh? 75 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:27,170 He's a doctor and an alchemist that showed up in Xenotime five years ago. 76 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:31,260 Apparently, he cured the poisoning caused by the red water, 77 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:33,380 something no one else could cure, with some kind of alchemy. 78 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:39,100 I figured that the military would at least know the name of someone that skilled. 79 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,210 I don't recall it, but I will check it out. 80 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:46,900 Colonel... 81 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:03,030 This is an unexpected pleasure, Brigadier General. 82 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:07,650 As of today, we will be using this office as a temporary Central Command Center. 83 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:11,000 Temporary Central Command Center...? 84 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:18,160 What a hassle this must be! There, at ease, at ease. 85 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,150 Fuhrer, your Excellency! 86 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,260 Henceforth, His Excellency the Fuhrer, 87 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:27,560 and the chief command personnel under him, will be observing the eastern region. 88 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,410 Look at all those chains! 89 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:40,160 Those are the sliver watches that show that they are State Alchemists. 90 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:45,080 Which means that everyone here is a State Alchemist? 91 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:51,590 Look, look! Elicia can ride a tricycle now! 92 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,040 She follows me around everywhere like this! 93 00:08:57,090 --> 00:08:59,190 You're the same as ever, Major. 94 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:00,910 I've got more. Wanna see? 95 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:06,590 Ah, no. But you know, if you're going to come see us, you could have said something ahead of time. 96 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:10,510 But I wanted to see the surprised look on Mustang's face! 97 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:15,730 Oh, and I'm a Lt. Colonel now. I'm in charge of investigations at the Court-Martial Office. 98 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:19,050 Then you should be in Central, shouldn't you? 99 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,690 What can I do? 100 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:24,270 All of the prominent bigwigs are trying to run away from Central- 101 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:29,860 I mean, eh, never mind. Er, how have you been doing with the Philosopher's Stone? 102 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,020 We might be getting closer. 103 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:38,880 Right now, I'm searching for a man named Doctor Marcoh. But the colonel won't tell me anything. 104 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,710 Are you sure he just doesn't know? 105 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:45,530 Nah, that bastard is definitely hiding something- 106 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,650 You just said "Marcoh", didn't you? 107 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:52,850 Brig. Gen. Grand... 108 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:56,130 The Iron Blood Alchemist... 109 00:09:57,220 --> 00:10:00,580 By "Marcoh", do you mean the deserter Marcoh? 110 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:07,030 Six years ago, many State Alchemists were called up to the Eastern Rebellion. 111 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:12,960 However, Marcoh deserted the battlefield before it came to an end, and has been missing ever since. 112 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,100 Deserter? 113 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,000 Don't know him. 114 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,500 Doctor Marcoh... Doctor Marcoh... Damn... 115 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,450 Sure enough, all records of him have been erased! 116 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,560 At this point, I guess I'll just have to flatten the colonel and beat it out of him! 117 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,530 Flatten him, Brother? 118 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,660 Are you still...? 119 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:41,350 Well, you know, it hasn't stopped raining yet... 120 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,150 Yo! I forgot to mention something important earlier. 121 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,570 What is it!? 122 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:49,010 W-well... because of the situation, 123 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:52,300 this year's assessments will temporarily be held here, rather than at Central. 124 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,350 Assessments? 125 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,650 You mean the assessments to renew certifications for State Alchemists? 126 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,900 I'll let you know later about the provisions and such- 127 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,040 Hang on, Major. 128 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,690 That's Lt. Colonel! 129 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,660 In that case, I have a way I'd like to try handling the assessment. 130 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,500 Right? 131 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,490 Battle assessment? 132 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,280 Is there such a thing? 133 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:27,140 The alchemist conducts a mock battle, and the contest itself is what gets assessed. 134 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,560 And Edward himself requested to do this? 135 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,060 And what's more, he nominated the colonel to go against? 136 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:37,750 Still, if they went at it seriously, which one do you think would be stronger? 137 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,010 That'd be the colonel, wouldn't it? 138 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,640 Nah, you can't take Fullmetal too lightly, either. 139 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:48,060 But when you think about the stories of the colonel's activities during the Eastern Rebellion... 140 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,990 Why would Edward propose such a thing? 141 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:56,500 I heard that he gave the condition that if he won, the colonel would have to keep a cat. 142 00:11:56,740 --> 00:12:01,740 A cat? Well, I guess we can't have the colonel take this guy, huh? 143 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:07,220 Yes? 144 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,110 A dog. 145 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,740 How nice! 146 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,700 Really? 147 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:17,530 Of course! 148 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,620 They are loyal above all else! They follow their master's orders unconditionally! 149 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:26,390 Treat them cruelly, and they still don't complain! And they don't require a salary! 150 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:29,300 Indeed, they are servants to mankind! 151 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:31,970 How nice! I love dogs! 152 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,900 By the way, Colonel, are you going to accept Edward's challenge? 153 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:45,790 I can't very well go all-out against a child. It will be a shame that I cannot display my true valor. 154 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,020 Sounds interesting. 155 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,410 I will permit this battle assessment. 156 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,070 B-but...! 157 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,830 You can use the entire parade grounds. 158 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:57,510 That way, we won't have to worry about damage to the surrounding area. 159 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:01,070 It's not as though you weren't sure of yourself. 160 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:06,190 Go on, fight the Fullmetal Alchemist. 161 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,580 For now, I will dutifully obey their words. 162 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,830 At least until I achieve the rank of Fuhrer, and gain absolute power over the military. 163 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:21,620 I think you might want to be more discreet about such inappropriate declarations. 164 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:25,170 Still, what could your purpose be in saying something so presumptuous? 165 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,770 That's a stupid question. 166 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,600 Once I become Fuhrer... 167 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:39,950 all female military personnel, will wear miniskirts!! 168 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,740 Colonel! I will follow you for the rest of my life! 169 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,670 All right! 170 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,660 What pleasure! 171 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:57,240 Ladies and gentlemen! 172 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,510 Welcome to the Eastern Command Center Festival! 173 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,670 And incidentally, this is... 174 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:07,980 ...my daughter, who turned 3 this year! 175 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:17,110 Elicia! Elicia! 176 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:24,100 And now, we'll move directly to today's main event! 177 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:28,150 In the red corner, the Flame Alchemist, 178 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,930 Roy Mustang! 179 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:30,880 You ogre! 180 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,880 Only get yourself promoted, will you? 181 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,850 Return my girlfriend! 182 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,480 In the blue corner, the Fullmetal Alchemist, 183 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,370 Edward Elric! 184 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,610 Huh? Where? Where? 185 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,600 Wow, he's so small! 186 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:45,560 Is he a grade-schooler? 187 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:46,900 Good luck, bean sprout! 188 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,480 Small!? Don't call me small! 189 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,420 Calm down, Brother. 190 00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:58,290 Fine, then. Today is a great day, when I bust the colonel's pompous mug in front of everyone! 191 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,700 But Brother, we're indebted to the colonel. 192 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:05,950 He's overworked me, saying he'd let our secret out! 193 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,130 So, what's your strategy? 194 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,180 Pop him with my fist! 195 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:20,170 The assessment doesn't matter to me. If I win, you're giving me your information on Doctor Marcoh. 196 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,550 That, and you're taking care of the cat. 197 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,220 Very well, then... 198 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:30,750 Ready...! 199 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,260 Fight! 200 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:32,690 You're too slow! 201 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,000 Give me some warning, damn it! 202 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,140 "A soldier favors foolish haste above cleverness." 203 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:47,660 That means you have to press the battle and end it quickly. 204 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:51,580 Those flames are coming up out of nowhere! 205 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,280 Ah, this is the first time you've seen the colonel do that? 206 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:59,730 His right glove is made of a special fabric, called ignition cloth. 207 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,530 If you rub it hard, it creates sparks. 208 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:05,810 Then he just needs to adjust the density of oxygen in the air, and... 209 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:07,300 BOOM! 210 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,400 Sorry! 211 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,300 Now, then... 212 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:24,490 It sure is hard to hit such a small target! 213 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,490 Don't call me small! 214 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:31,060 "If opponent is short-tempered, seek to irritate him." Don't fall for the enemy's taunts. 215 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,190 You've gotta be kidding! 216 00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,070 Perhaps I overdid it a bit. 217 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,200 There you are! 218 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,080 Oh, no! 219 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,860 Now you can't shoot any more flames! 220 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,050 You're mine! 221 00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:28,530 "All war is deception." Even sneak attacks make for worthy strategy, Fullmetal. 222 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,490 Do it! 223 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,480 You need not even ask. 224 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,190 That's far enough! 225 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:48,000 That was a magnificent fight! 226 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,920 We are honored by your words of praise! 227 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,980 Hold on! We're not through yet! 228 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:59,630 Mm-hmm, but if you go any further... It will be tougher to tidy up afterward, won't it? 229 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:11,160 They've got no choice. Both of them were ordered to fix everything. 230 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,880 This is why I didn't want to do this. 231 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,920 Colonel, why did you hold back? 232 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:28,000 Your last shot - you should have had the timing for it. 233 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:38,650 This goes back many years now, but there was something called the Ishbal Rebellion. 234 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:42,990 In the east, when the Ishbalans clashed with the military. 235 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,990 I saw... many unpleasant things... 236 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:22,570 Doctor Marcoh, who deserted the battlefield, was the most sensible man among us. 237 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,690 I still think so, even now. 238 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,880 Is that why you kept quiet about him? 239 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:33,440 But then, perhaps you ought to see Marcoh. 240 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:34,910 He's alive!? 241 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:45,300 Colonel, I still haven't heard the reason why you stopped on that last shot. 242 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,700 Nah, never mind. 243 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,530 If there are no other candidates to keep him... 244 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,730 I will take him. 245 00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:59,120 Really!? 246 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,240 Now, now, just because you're relieved... 247 00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:20,800 My discipline is strict. 248 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,670 Come on, come on, the bathroom is over here. Got that, Black Hayate? 249 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,440 Black Hayate? 250 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:33,520 About the town of Liore, in Ed's report... 251 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:37,500 Did you know that General Hakuro's detachment had been dispatched there? 252 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 I hear there's a terrible civil war going on. 253 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,690 Ed wrote that the minister had fallen, and that the people would likely open their eyes. 254 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,590 The minister is doing fine. 255 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,090 I understand he's inciting the citizens to wage war against the military. 256 00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:57,120 I'm not sure whether it's the same minister that Ed defeated or not, though. 257 00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,700 Are you going to send Ed to investigate again? 258 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:04,650 He believes he's saved a town. 259 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:09,400 We can let him believe that. He'll find out on his own sometime. 260 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,290 We've gotten the information on Marcoh from the colonel. 261 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,900 We can't very well ask him to take care of this, too. 262 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,720 It would go against the principle of equivalent exchange. 263 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,500 Yes, it would. 264 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:30,080 Sorry, but right now, this is all we can do. 265 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,980 Isn't it about time you told me? 266 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,760 You're not here to observe us. 267 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,880 The bigwigs conned the Fuhrer into fleeing here. 268 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:56,940 In Central alone, five State Alchemists and staff have been killed already. 269 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,980 East City... 270 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,400 Fullmetal Alchemist! 271 00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:43,460 Episode 14: "The Right Hand of Destruction" 272 00:23:44,130 --> 00:23:48,160 Even if all of the State Alchemists are your enemies, 273 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:50,820 I won't allow you to kill Brother!